corpsekuno pimpin'

[nekrateholic]

hello :D nice of you to consider adding fuel to my hellfire.

welcome to the ship which apparently went from "hello mr corpse" to "he said hello to me first sorry i got him he's mine" within 3 streams. your main protagonists:

- sykkuno, a twitch streamer, awkward baby angel
- corpse husband, a youtuber (music, horror narrations, among us streams), everyone is thirsty for his voice

now imagine that awfully ridiculous college au where A is hopelessly gone for B, obvious to anyone with any level of perception abilities, except dear 'does he even like me' B. now put that in among us twitch streams and you have yourself corpsekuno. add to that sykkuno's terrible jokes specifically meant to make corpse laugh and it always works which in itself is painful bc only a gone person would laugh at that. sykkuno too often has this ridiculous "did he laugh? i think he laughed" proud face and, honestly, i wanna smash my face into a wall.

im bad at pimping bc they make me spontaneously combust whilst searching refs so have the refs directly

the progression of this ship in video form: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sipjoCMNOP8

in case you dont have 20 minutes to spare, the highlights:

"is sykkuno playing?"
"i dont think so"
"fuck"
"you were counting on him?"
"no i just like him" time stamp


"he said hello to me first sorry i got him he's mine" time stamp


basically this ship in a nutshell:
the kiss time stamp
the 'boop' time stamp


we can see u corpse time stamp


"who is known for flirting with sykkuno at the rock"
"corpse but he's not in the game" time stamp


"he shouldnt be upset he killed me bc now im a corpse which means im cool bc corpse is cool" 100% foolproof logic if u ask me time stamp (preceded by over 3 minutes of sykkuno freaking out that he's the impostor and does not want to kill corpse)


"they dont call me corpse husband for nothing" time stamp


and some clips which are also in the vid but from twitter:

corpse simping for pink sykkuno: here


the catboy agenda ft sykkuno freaking out (ref: corpse has a song called catgirls are ruining my life): here

here's e-girls are ruining my life for the heck of it bc Lyrics (very very explicit highly do not recommend listening with an audience). fun fact sykkuno tried to play one of corpse's songs in a stream and i think it was this one? he gave up within like 5 seconds lol

more corpse simping but with an audience: here

edit: while i do realize im mostly writing this to hurt myself i cant-not include this recent, mminute and a half gem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI2ZY7k1788